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Quick joke:

A fireman runs into a school holding up a screwdriver and shouts "This is NOT a drill"

 

Long joke:

A man walks into a bar with three ducks and orders a pint. He begins to drink and before long need to piss, so he goes off and leaves his 3 ducks behind. The barkeep is a little uneasy around these 3 ducks, so he tries to start up a bit of conversation.

 

"Hello there, what's your name?" he says to one of the ducks.

"Huey" replies the mallard. "and how's your day been, Huey?" asks the barkeep.

"not to bad, been in and out of puddles all day". Well the barkeep thinks ho-hum and turns to the next duck.

 

"So, what's your handle and how's your day been"....

"I'm Duey and my day's been fantastic too! I've been in and out of puddles all day, what more could a duck want" the duck replies rhetorically.

 

The barkeep ponders for a moment then turns to the third duck.

"Hi, you must be Luey" the barkeep iterates,

"No, I'm Puddles and don't even ask what kind of day I've had"

 

Budom-chk-khissh

 

 

 

Service history:

 

21/12/2004

Updates coming swift and fast, adding content as I remember where I left it. Download section is almost ready to upload.

 

20/12/2004

Uploaded new prototype with some basic graphics and minimal content.

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